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but picking up that all important dream ladee- or shag is just in
another league. But there are some simple do's- and don'ts which could
make all the difference to you- after all a Skoda
(however much they've supposed to have improved) just isn't the same
as a Jag is it?"
"Firstly, don't appear to be too drunk. "
Now this may sound both stupid and obvious, but you would be
surprised at what a difference it can make. Trust me, no girl, however
desperate likes a slobbering, out of control male, breathing smelly,
beery breathe all over them. If you fall or trip onto a girl, knocking
them or even worse pushing them over- I suggest you make a hasty exit,
without a backwards glance. If you know you've had a lot to drink- and
feel out of control I suggest you give it a miss all together- you'll
only make a fool of yourself, and if you're a regular- beware your
reputation may precede you- a very dangerous consequence. In the long
run if you are successful- you'll only end up embarrassing yourself
back at the ranch- and rumours- bad ones are a mans nightmare.
"Try and look like you can dance."
Now for 99% of men I know this is nearly impossible. If you're
the other 1% then thank your lucky stars- you've been blessed. For
girls there is nothing more than a good dancer that can get your
pulses racing. But on the other hand- a bad dancer is the worst turn
off. Now, it's all very well me saying 'learn to dance' because I know
dancing is hard enough- dancing well is almost impossible. Listening
to the rhythm of the music, may it be dance, garage or cheesy pop is a
good starting point. Closing your eyes may help you, then once you're
satisfied dance to that rhythm, although you may not be dancing well,
you will be dancing in time- which if anything is better than nothing.
DON'T copy anyone else's dancing, the fact is although you may think
they look good- others probably won't and if they do look good- you
will probably won't look as good- and therefore look stupid if not
anything else.
"Pick the right combination"
Clothes all ways catch girl's eyes- sometimes for the wrong
reasons. One key idea is to make sure you are dressed correctly or
accordingly for the place you are going. Don't wear a load
Hawaii
shirt for a Garage Night, or trendy shirt and tie duo for an Indie
Night. You simply just won't attract the right attention or girl for
that matter. Also make sure that what you pick to wear, at least suits
you. Ask someone else's opinion, preferably females, your mums at the
last resort- after all their all ways biased. But a female point of
view is very important- what you mates might say- is probably not
accurate.
Another tip is to ask females what they like to see men in- what
catches their eye- and what doesn't- this will give a good general
idea. Make sure that what ever you choose fits you properly. Designer
labels are not all ways the best option. High street names are more
accessible and come in a wider range of fittings. There is no point is
splashing out on an expensive top- if it doesn't fit you properly. A
nice fitting shirt- can turn an outfit around.
"Look like you're enjoying yourself"
This again may seem obvious, but you'd be surprised at how many
men look unhappy or worse desperate when on the dance floor. Trust me,
there is nothing worse than a man continually looking round for
talent, almost panting. Just relax and enjoy yourself with your mates,
the aura that you give out will be much healthier and happier,
therefore attracting more women.
"Invest in something different"
Personal hygiene and appearance are very important- we have
already talked about clothes, but Body Odour is just as important.
Most people I hope start the night smelling nice and fresh, but 4
hours later it may not be the same story. Smelly men, sweating is the
most repulsive thing ever- it makes me feel physically sick. Make sure
you take ample measures to prevent this happening- you'll thank me
later on I promise. Also, invest in a rarer, more expensive
aftershave- It's worth it. Every man smelling the same can become
quite tiresome, when one a bit different comes along- interest sparks!
"Don't creep up"
One of the scariest things I find when out clubbing is when men
come up behind you, and try and dance in time with you, sticking their
crotch into your backside. The thought disturbs me! DO NOT DO THIS!!
Realistically how many men do you see have success with this method?
None that I've seen. You make think, as you stare at your targets
bottom that they are encouraging you, inviting you to- Trust me they
are not. You're drunk and IMAGINING IT!!
And finally…"Don't blow it"
When eye contact has been established,
and you wander over don't blow it by a cheesy chat up line. They
simply don't work these days. They've been tried before you and failed
so don't fall into the trap and think you're different- you aren't at
all. A simple hello, or can I get you a drink may be much more
successful than a cheesy chat up line. |
